BREAKING: new referendum to ask ‘are you totally fucking INSANE?’

Breaking News: The government has today announced that there will be a second referendum on Britain’s European Union membership, which will ask the question: ‘Are you totally fucking insane?’

Unnamed government sources say the change of question was made necessary by the fact that roughly half the electorate are total morons and are at risk of voting to set the country on fire a second time.

Speaking from a pub in Thanet, Nigel Farage said: “A minority of the people voted for Brexit, and we should respect their democratic decision.”

“How the fuck are we supposed to conjure up a new set of lies to tell the electorate, when we’ve just admitted that 100 per cent of our previous campaign was a lie?”

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