Twat who ruined Britain all set to ruin rest of WORLD

A leading twat who ruined Britain a couple of weeks ago has been appointed to a position where he can now completely ruin the rest of the world, it has been confirmed.

New Prime Minister Theresa May sent shock-waves though the country today as she announced her appointment of Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary.

Speaking outside Downing Street, Mrs. May told gathered reporters: “Despite being a despicable liar and complete twat, Boris Johnson is the right person to take on the important role of Foreign Secretary.”

The Prime Minister added: “As a shambolic figure of fun with zero integrity, Boris is the perfect man to represent this proudly shambolic laughing stock of a country on the world stage.”

“Actually, he was the only person willing to accept the job of negotiating the UK’s exit from the European Union. Even the ghost of Adolf Hitler, with whom I am often in contact, turned it down.”

“Boris is highly skilled at ruining countries, and he has given assurances that he has a detailed plan to make Britain great again by deliberately fucking up the rest of the world.”

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