Angry American voters have decided to stick it to the rich elite by electing a member of the rich elite as president, it has emerged.
Chris Bumfield from North Carolina said: “The ruling elite have been screwing ordinary Americans like me for decades, and I was starting to think a bit of democratic socialism would be a good idea. But then Donald Trump came along and told me it’s actually the Mexicans and Muslims who we should hate instead.”
“It is true that Trump has sexually assaulted a load of women, has ripped off a load of other people and is hugely xenophobic.”
Bumfield continued: “But at least he didn’t use a private email server to conduct official business like Hillary did. Now that is truly despicable behaviour.”
“I’m so glad Donald Trump stood for president this time, because it allowed people like me to stick it to the super rich elite by electing a president who is just another member of the super rich elite.”