Donald Trump is definitive ‘living proof’ that the body can survive without a brain, doctors have announced.
The discovery was made after an MRI scan, taken during a routine health check of the then President Elect last December, showed his cranium to be completely empty.
Medical researchers from around the world have heralded the discovery as a major breakthrough in the area of neuro-political science.
Professor Chris Bumfield of the Alternative Science Institute told Newscrasher America: “Researchers have long suspected that living among us are a small number of individuals who are able not only to survive, but to lead an ostensibly normal life and sometimes even enter politics despite having no brain whatsoever.”
“Previously written off as an urban legend, Donald Trump is living proof that the so-called ‘brainless politician’ phenomenon is real.”
However, the President has angrily denied the claim on Twitter: “I can assure you that I do in fact have a brain, and a very good one at that. The best. SO UNFAIR.”
“To the untrained eye I appear to be utterly incompetent, but in reality I am a scheming evil genius who is deliberately running the country into the ground, for personal financial gain.”
“Thankfully, with the might of Russian internet trolls on my side, I have no doubt that many millions of gullible members of the public will fall hook, line and sinker for my dirty little scam.”