True British patriots have no legitimate need for European products, says John Redwood

Patriotic Britons should boycott continental European products that are better than British ones, John Redwood has demanded.

Speaking to the BBC’s least biased journalist, Laura Kuenssberg, Mr Redwood said: “Patriotic Britons should further reduce their quality of life by restricting themselves to purchase only those products that are not made elsewhere in the European Union.”

“British patriots have no legitimate need for reliable German cars, quality french wines, or delicious produce from Southern Europe, so I call on all true Britons to boycott products that are imported from continental Europe.”

“It is high time that the lower and middle classes learn how to make do and mend in the spirit of the Blitz, which was a truly glorious time in our island story, while spivs like me and my friends continue to enjoy the luxuries and privilege that our wealth and connections allow.”

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