Elites pledge to ‘take power back’ from the elites

Elites leading the campaign to leave the European Union have pledged to take power back from the elites, and give it straight back to themselves.

Boris Johnson, the self-proclaimed leader of the proletarian resistance against the wealthy elite, said: “I call on all readers of the Sun and Daily Mail to rise up and overthrow the ruling right-wing elite, so that other right-wing elites including me can take the reigns of power and continue to punish the poor and vulnerable.”

The high-net worth former public schoolboy added: “I have no idea of the sums of money involved, nor do I have the faintest idea of the economic or political ramifications of Brexit, but what I do know is I love this country and we need to take back control.”

“By ‘we’, of course I actually mean me and my hugely wealthy Eton chums in the Conservative Party.”

Speaking to Newscrasher, Conservative Elite Michael Gove said: “People in this country have had enough of experts. They’re simply fed up with being asked to make life-changing decisions on the basis of actual facts and logic.”

“What they require is a primitive patriotism which can be appealed to whenever it is necessary to make them accept worse living and working conditions.”

“And when they become discontented, their discontentment will lead nowhere, because being without general ideas, they can only focus it on petty specific grievances.”

“Now watch me wave a flag.”

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