Paul Nuttall: I was in attendance when the bomb fell on Hiroshima

By Horace McSavage and Jeff Sanchez

UKIP loud-mouth Paul Nuttall has sensationally claimed that he was in attendance when the Enola Gay dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945.

Nuttall, who wasn’t even born at the time, maintains he was there on the ground and witnessed all 129,000 deaths.

In a statement released earlier today, the UKIP leader claimed: “It was like something out of Terminator 2. The skin was just blowing off people and everything. It was just horrible and I don’t really like to talk about it.”

“Just like I prefer not to talk about that old video of me calling for privatisation of the NHS.”

Nuttall went on to furiously deny accusations that he was lying about being there just to pick up a few sympathy votes. “Anyone who says I wasn’t there is simply part of a left-wing media conspiracy. They’re just out to paint me as a lying, conniving, contemptible little shit who’ll say anything to get elected.”

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