Only more Labour infighting can save NHS and defeat Tories, says Peter Mandelson

Only by increasing the level of infighting between factions of the Labour party will we be able to fight the Tories and save the NHS, Peter Mandelson has announced.

The disgraced former Labour minister said: “It’s disgusting the way Jeremy Corbyn has proper left wing ideals that could help ordinary people. Only by adopting Thatcherite ideals will hard working wealth creators like me or Rupert Murdoch allow Labour to get elected again.”

“Thanks in part to perpetual infighting in the Labour Party, the Tories are on track to completely abolish the NHS, human rights and maybe even democracy itself.”

“And this is why I will work every day to undermine any leader of the Labour Party who is actually left wing. Only by an increased level of infighting will we be able to save the NHS and restore prosperity to Britain.”

However, a Labour source said: “The idea of Jeremy Corbyn being prime minister and implementing policies that actually benefit the people terrifies the establishment, so it’s no surprise Peter Mandelson has found time in his busy schedule of spending time on oligarch’s yachts to attempt to undermine him.”

The source added: “Jeremy has every intention of remaining Leader of the Labour Party for the foreseeable future. Nothing will stop him from setting a new world record for the longest serving opposition leader.”

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3 thoughts on “Only more Labour infighting can save NHS and defeat Tories, says Peter Mandelson”

  1. Peter Mandelson twisting the facts . Jeremy Corbyn and his loyal MPs are the ones fighting to save our NHS. Caroline Lucas, Green Party MP, was the first to put forward the NHS Reinstatement Bill which would roll back over 25 years of privatisation. Jeremy Corbyn signed the original bill from the back benches. It also has the support of John McDonnell. Tories filibustered to stop the second reading of the bill. However since Corbyn became Labour his MP Margaret Greenwood has introduced a slightly revised version of the bill. The Reinstatement bill did not have the support of shadow health secretary Heidi Alexander. Nor does it seem to have the support of the PLP. Bring on the in fighting if it rids the Labour Party of the red Tories.

  2. i nearly gagged ” Only by adopting Thatcherite ideals will hard working wealth creators like me or Rupert Murdoch allow Labour to get elected again.”

    Mandelson a hard working wealth creator? He’s robbed the taxpayer blind. His only legit job was London Weekend Television as a dirctor, before and after he was always involved in Politics and paid by the taxpayer. Though he may have inherited from his Jewish dad!

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