Stop exposing us as heartless cunts, Tory MPs tell social media users

Tory members of Parliament have demanded that social media users stop exposing them as heartless cunts, it has emerged.

Iain Duncan Smith said: “As Minister for Manslaughter, I voted to take money away from disabled people because it is in the national interest for the most vulnerable people to be demonised, hounded and starved to death.”

“I also tried to get as many children into poverty as possible, through a series of sadistic cuts to benefits, and an unfair regime of sanctions which punish benefit claimants for things like being ill or dead.”

“I am now quite shocked and saddened that social media users are exposing me as a heartless cunt by publicising my voting record and excessive expense claims on Facebook and Twitter.”

“This has to stop, and we will be consulting lawyers about what action we can take to shut down this unwelcome dissent.”

Mr Duncan Smith added: “Just because we’re enacting Nazi policies in modern Britain, that doesn’t give social media users the right to expose the truth about heroes like me.”

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5 thoughts on “Stop exposing us as heartless cunts, Tory MPs tell social media users”

  1. Fuck off, you are not intelligent enough to be a heartless cunt. They can be useful. You’re just a heartless idiot.

  2. So thankyou for the fake news bollox that Heir May will now use to close down other independent news sites, we all know IDS is a cunt, twat, penis, wanker etc etc etc. Gets us nowhere.

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