By Horace McSavage and Jeff Sanchez
UKIP loud-mouth Paul Nuttall has sensationally claimed that he was in attendance when the Enola Gay dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima in 1945.
Nuttall, who wasn’t even born at the time, maintains he was there on the ground and witnessed all 129,000 deaths.
In a statement released earlier today, the UKIP leader claimed: “It was like something out of Terminator 2. The skin was just blowing off people and everything. It was just horrible and I don’t really like to talk about it.”
“Just like I prefer not to talk about that old video of me calling for privatisation of the NHS.”
Nuttall went on to furiously deny accusations that he was lying about being there just to pick up a few sympathy votes. “Anyone who says I wasn’t there is simply part of a left-wing media conspiracy. They’re just out to paint me as a lying, conniving, contemptible little shit who’ll say anything to get elected.”
Well I was born the day the first ever a bomb was exploded. 16 07 1945 at Los Alamos New Mexico
I was born 16 07 1945 the day the first A bomb was detonated at Los Alamos in the desert of New Mexico USA which makes me one of the very first nuclear babies.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0005067.html
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